So a HYPER FEMINIST gal tried to give me shit when I called my boy Bonny a “woman” (irony, I know) for not finishing his drink. So she says “he’s a woman like YOUR MOM is a woman” … and so I says “yeah and I Love both those bitches.”
Yeah, that’s me. Keep your anti-male man-hater shit away from my nights.
Upon typing “YOLO” into my smartphone, it autocorrected it to “TOOL” and suddenly I realized my phone had just insulted me, and justly so. Well played, smartphone, well played.