my mind rebels @ stagnation ♏

a quick succession of busy nothings

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”

—   Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The glue on your hands isn’t important, it’s what you do with what you’re stuck to that matters.”

“I’d take a bullet for you, but not if you’re the one holding the gun.”

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this f*****g nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this f*****g nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(Source: yodiscrepo, via slightlydaft)

So a HYPER FEMINIST gal tried to give me shit when I called my boy Bonny a “woman” (irony, I know) for not finishing his drink. So she says “he’s a woman like YOUR MOM is a woman” … and so I says “yeah and I Love both those bitches.”

Yeah, that’s me. Keep your anti-male man-hater shit away from my nights.

Lego Jack Daniel’s bottles.. yes

Lego Jack Daniel’s bottles.. yes

(Source: whoatemysock)

Upon typing “YOLO” into my smartphone, it autocorrected it to “TOOL” and suddenly I realized my phone had just insulted me, and justly so. Well played, smartphone, well played.

Truth